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Webmaster 

An outdated occupation, just like haberdasher, miliner or blacksmith.

In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.

These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.
0000247 visits since March 1998! Don't forget to sign the guEstbook! Contact the webmaster!
Webmaster by Bobby Tables October 26, 2009

wejamonster

Stronger form of weja. Extremely hot piece of ass.
wejamonster by Tangerine October 30, 2004

talk to the webmaster 

thats an idiom i coined recently , usually most of companies dnt put their email address on their sites , they just put an email address for people to send any notice or if they got fraud recruitment to the site's webmaster ! so the only way to make your cv or demand go to them is sending it it to the webmaster ,so talk to the webmaster is a good phrase to say it to someone who is almost desperate to find a job or an apartment to rent!
John ; ouch!!!!i bin working on all these sites for about 6 months ,but all was in vain to get a job ,i even tried to fax my cv to those companies but no result !! kay: oohh poor ya why dontcha talk to the webmaster !?

Janne Warmonster

The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.
"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)
Janne Warmonster by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

Webmaster 

somebody who does the programing and designing of a website.
if you have problems with this website, email the webmaster
Webmaster by Anonymous August 23, 2003

wetmonster 

A kick ass water polo player.known for causing pain or loss of breath or blood to an opposing water polo player.
Whoa man your such a wetmonster, you kicked that guys ass in the water.
wetmonster by The Red Tank March 17, 2009