wetmonster 

A kick ass water polo player.known for causing pain or loss of breath or blood to an opposing water polo player.

Whoa man your such a wetmonster, you kicked that guys ass in the water.

wetmonster by The Red Tank March 17, 2009

University of Westminster 

A place where no one studies and people just go to get absolutely trollied and fuck mad hoes.

high school kid: yo are you thinking of going into higher education?
other high school kid: nah bro I'm just gonna go university of westminster.

University of Westminster by itsyaboiclaus May 15, 2018

Westminster Choir College 

Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.

Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".

In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.

High school student: I'm going to Westminster Choir College to study music education!
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?

Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*

Westminster Choir College by stressminsterstudent15 October 14, 2012

Westminster Christian Academy 

A high school in St.Louis that that goes through grades 7-12. One of the only high schools in St.Louis without lights on the football field and is a common joke. WCA is also known for there pride in Spirit Week, being very good in baseball and Juuling in the back of the bus.

Its "Cool" to Juul...

Where do you go?

I go to Westminster Christian Academy.

Westminster Christian Academy by SeniorPrankster January 30, 2019

Westminster Academy

One of the shittest schools in the world. They have teachers who teach the wrong lessons and don't have any mercy.

The head teachers hobby is to pick out random students and put them on study leave for the fun of it. Teachers always blame the kids and they don't have respect for privacy. Of course, there are nice teachers that I will not mention out of respect for their privacy but fucking hell fuck this shit school.

The school even has a mini zoo because there seems to be a fuck ton of snakes and people who don't seem to mind their own fucking business. They like to analyse what people do and say instead of analysing poems. Long story short, fuck the school and everyone in it :).

"Hey have you heard of Westminster Academy"

"you mean WestSHITer Academy, yh i go there"

Westminster Academy by UNKOWNNNNNN123 May 1, 2019

Westminster

where hope goes to die. carroll county maryland.

are you doing anything fun tonight?

no im stuck in westminster

Westminster by Zamboda March 2, 2010

Westminster School 

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

Westminster School by uhsoka February 1, 2023