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A person who uncontrollably has to jack off every guy in the room.
Guy 1: Hey I got with that Rach girl last night.
Guy 2: Aw man I know her, she's a total wagstaff.
by ay deniably October 21, 2011
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Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."
"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"
by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010
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A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.
I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.
by Anarkay October 11, 2017
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Pronounced (Vag-staff)
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.
The Wagstaff sect will invade from the north.
by Waglbee November 17, 2017
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