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waydon

a really awesome and funny guy with a large penis. you always feel special around him.
well judging by how i feel and the lump in your pants im guessing your a waydon.
by stupid face 47 July 28, 2016
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Waydon

a fun person who cares about personality more than looks. will make you smile and will comfort you whenever you cry, you will feel special around them
Waydon is awesome
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Waylon Jennings

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
by JDFP February 15, 2010
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Waymon

A sexy ass cherokee name.

When people hear Waymon they think of the sexiest cherokee black nigga that ever lived. Loving, Caring, and a good ass kisser; Waymon makes the perfect package along with his abs 😍
"Aye you know Waymon?"

"Nah why?"
"Damn how?' He's fine asf!"
by Wayy2good March 13, 2017
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wayont

A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles
Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?
by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011
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Waylon

This boi will steal all the hoes and finna fuck yo bitch
Waylon is daddy to all the hoes and is hot asf
by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019
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Waylon

One of the smartest, most handsome boys you will ever meet. When he walks through a door, everyone's eyes and hearts go immediately in his direction. Waylon will have you in tears laughing at the funny things he says and does. A real pleasure to be around any time of the day. He will take you down if you mess with his family but has a heart of gold. There's just something about those big blue eyes that you just can't get enough of. A lover of animals. One day you'll see this guy on a big music stage. If you ever meet a Waylon, you'll never forget him.
Waylon makes me laugh so hard!
Look how handsome Waylon is!
Waylon's big, blue eyes are gorgeous!
by LiveLaughBeauty October 1, 2017
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