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A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles
Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?
wayont by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011
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this is a word of unique meaning and can only be used in true context. the term is used to tell a person when he or she have done something or said something out of expectancy. they are therefore, said to have been "wayout". for starters, anything involving Murf, is said to be wayout.
you: which of the two Asian chicks are you going to take, Murf?
murf: both!
you: you just wayout.
wayout by killabunch November 24, 2011
Startrek has a well known mirror universe in TOS in which we see the federation is infact an empire, Kirk and Spock are evil and many other hilarious things.
This mirror universe is continued in Deep Space nine continues this universe with Kira as the commander of DS9 and the humans being a subjugated race.
What you may not know was that this entire divergent timeline was created when there was a fracture in AWOT back in 2004, in which many left to start afresh on the evil mirror site known only as WAYOT. My god Im really bored, I think I'll go post on WAYOT.
Im bored, Im going to post on WAYOT so fyyff.
WAYOT by docjan_uk June 22, 2004
To express exclamation. As versitile as the word fuck. The greatest, most ghetto-flexible word. Especially describes surprise or annoyance.
What the wayon? (WTW)
(General Usage)

Wayon-- keep your wenis in your pants. (Female usage)

Wayon, this wig wont let up.
(Female/Male usage)

After slapin my dick in her face, she gave me the "wayon baby".
(Male usage)
wayon by milkshake October 8, 2004

wayoname? 

Wayoname is another way to say the words "What is your name?" Pronounced "wuh-yo-name"
Ay, bitch you fine and all, but, wayoname?
wayoname? by BigBurple April 8, 2006
WAYOT. (Way-Ott)

Acronym for: Why Are You On That Gay Fucking Forum?
Bill: lolz omg I totally burn noobz behind their backs on this secret forum!!

Joe: WAYOT?
WAYOT by El Niño Aruba April 5, 2008
big titted gurl with a thicc ass and cute face, this girl is your dream girl there is no one like her, so funny and smart.
you would love to have a girlfriend like her shes sweet and extremely nice even if she doesnt know you!
omg this girl is so wayona, i love her!!
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