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i want you in every way possible 

Meaning you want them sexually meantally emotionally and physically

Every witch way 

Every Witch Way is a Nickelodeon show that ended in 2015. The show had 4 seasons and 80 episodes. The show’s about teens that discover they have powers. Maddie finds out she’s a witch. Diego finds out he’s a kanay. Emma figures out she’s a witch but not any type of witch. She’s the chosen one. The chosen one is a special witch that gets stronger powers that grow more powerful each day. And those powers come with a lot of responsibility. To add after that we have Jax that finds out he’s a wizard. Apart from that the show has lots of twists, turns, drama, evil, good, friendships, breakups, and a lot more.
Person 1: I love the show every witch way.
Person 2: What’s every witchy way?
Person 1: it’s a Nickelodeon show.
Person 2: Oh, ok that’s cool.

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

every which way 

Everyone is beautiful (in their own way) 

A very naive, cliche and opinionated phrase, that is overused in modern society. This phrase is only an opinion because 1) everyone has a different idea of beauty and not everyone is going to be considered attractive by everyone and 2) there are horrible people that commit a variety of crimes everyday. It's usually used when trying to "fix" society's views in some way. People who usually say this USUALLY have the least amount of horrible experience in their life, are very confident in themselves, super optimistic or just don't have anything better to say.
Normal Girl: "I'm so ugly!"
Pretty Girl: "Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)!"

Person 1: "There are so many bad things going on in the world..."
Person 2: "Maybe, but everyone is beautiful (in their own way) no matter what!"