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waterbison 

an animal much like a sea hare, except bigger, like the size of a bison. A waterbison has no ears, legs, fins, mouth, or tail. It does not need to eat. Different species of waterbisons exist and differ by different colors
a magenta waterbison
waterbison by waterbison777 March 18, 2005

Coney Island Waterfish 

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.
So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

waterpick 

1. A small plastic nozzle which shoots a stream of water between your teeth to remove food particles. A high-tech version of dental floss.

2. What my former roommate used to use to masterbate with. She could really get off with it.
1. (after eating popcorn) I used the waterpick to remove the popcorn kernals stuck between my teeth.

2. You should have heard her scream as she 'picked her clit'.
waterpick by 6irl5cout August 22, 2008

waterfish 

A slang for sucker. Directly translated from the Cantonese slang for sucker "sui yu", which "sui" is the word for water and "yu" is the word for fish, hence "waterfish".
That waterfish just got conned all his cash.
waterfish by Manjix May 17, 2016

waterpick 

When you accidently piss down a chick's throat while she's blowing you.
I was afraid that if I got up to take a leak, Suzy wouldn't continue with my blow job. 5 minutes later, I waterpicked her.
waterpick by mr. blump October 13, 2005

Waterpills 

Another term for creatine, usually only said by especially retarded individuals
Babar: Wow, yeah he works out and used creatine for a while
Kevin Karoub: Wait, like waterpills or something?
Babar: Waterpills????????
Waterpills by Dahoffmann February 9, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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