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Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.
Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

Coney Island Waterfish 

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.
So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

religion of watersheep

The religion of Watersheep was created by two very important people in Minecraft, PewDiePie & Watersheep. Watersheep is an official religion created in Bro Land. This religion was founded in June 23, 2019 after Watersheep was tormented and beaten by someone who loved him then killed him, but Watersheep was resurrected he then was held in the council of Water-sheep were PewDiePie worshiped him and he was responsible for every thing that happens to Bro Land. Then later that year PewDiePie had to make the great sacrifice, he had to blow up the council of Watersheep, but since Watersheep is a god he can not be killed, there for watersheep is still watching over us. "WaterSheep was like a father to me, I loved him like my son." -PewDiePie
Religion of WaterSheep- A religion created bye PewDiePie

watershit 

Diarrhea thats a little more runny than normal buttmud. Often the result of being sick or drinking to much without eating.
""That nigga had some serious watershit last night, no chunks at all shit was slicin up his assmeat."
watershit by Datnigga June 11, 2006

watershed 

used to describe when something awkward happens that totally changes the mood
(two dudes talking to each other)
A: "Dude the other day I couldn't find any short sleeve shirts or shorts to wear and it was so hot"
B: "That sounds so hot"
A: "Watershed"
watershed by zanilove June 29, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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