Waternish 

Capital of Oonyakistan, ruled over by a windae licker tyrant. Subjects are devotees of the maiden Stella, sheep chasing, hibernation, curing the rust on their vehicles and welcoming all the English immigrants to their wee toon.

Waternish, Oonyakistan

Waternish by Ferdinand The FEB August 21, 2008

Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.

(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

Watership Down by thedoctor700 May 26, 2011

do frogs have watertight assholes? 

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

do frogs have watertight assholes? by twobitp October 13, 2006

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

Juneau Watershed by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010

Watertight 

Similar to Spitroast, Watertight is essentially the same, but with one woman, and three men. I.e. the orifices mouth, vagina and anus are filled.

Boy, we really made Melody watertight.

Watertight by Gordon Yip August 15, 2003

waterbison 

an animal much like a sea hare, except bigger, like the size of a bison. A waterbison has no ears, legs, fins, mouth, or tail. It does not need to eat. Different species of waterbisons exist and differ by different colors

a magenta waterbison

waterbison by waterbison777 March 18, 2005

Coney Island Waterfish 

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.

So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

Coney Island Waterfish by Tha_J-Wizzle September 9, 2010