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Watertown
Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.
Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.
Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011
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A suburb of Boston filled with Armenian residents, places, stores... and more places with Armenians!
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Watertown Wi by Kaiteruddy January 19, 2009
Watertown SD
The greatest and worst place on earth. At the same time you love it and at the same time you hate it. It's one extremely life changing place. If you were to live/live near Watertown SD you would be considered one of the most BA people ever to set foot on Earth. Entering the city limits is like being transported to a world of bacon and Dragon Ball Z. Many have visited and left with no soul because it remains trapped in the forsaken land of Watertown SD. The town is ultimately the sickest yet most certifiably insane location in the universe.
Watertown SD by Piccolo69 April 13, 2011
watertown ny
watetown ny, located in between two major places canada and syracuse, used to be a place where nice white families would come a live. But now it's full of trap houses, meth heads, dirty homeless people and skanky white hoes. Watertown High school is full of stupid light skinned niggas who are unfaithful and think they can fuck anyone. So don't fuck any of them because you might catch something, also don't think you'll be ina faithful relationship with any of them because well... that'll just never happen. Also if you find your self at a party here once ina blue moon make sure not to take any acid or meth from one of the white crackhead crackers in the corner. Also basically no one grows up and does things with their life, they stay in this boring ass town like their parents did and restart the cycle again. Oh also all the seniors date freshman here and think it's okay.
"Hey before we fuck how many other boys have you had sex with"
"Uhh.. only 17 this week"
"Wow you're from watertown nyaren't you"
"Yeah how'd you know"
"...."
"Uhh.. only 17 this week"
"Wow you're from watertown nyaren't you"
"Yeah how'd you know"
"...."
watertown ny by imfromwatertownandihatemylife July 18, 2017
Watertown wagonmaster
-noun
1. An advanced sexual maneuver in which you select a hefty Watertown skeezbag, proceed with intercourse in a parking lot (preferably Wal-Mart), while bending aforementioned skeeze over a shopping cart, grab her ankles and upend her face first into the cart, then quickly push the cart downhill, hop on and masturbate. Ensure you blow your load on her before ditching the cart into a ravine, car, lightpost, or crowd of confused bystanders. Extra points are rewarded for conducting a wagonmaster drag race.
1. An advanced sexual maneuver in which you select a hefty Watertown skeezbag, proceed with intercourse in a parking lot (preferably Wal-Mart), while bending aforementioned skeeze over a shopping cart, grab her ankles and upend her face first into the cart, then quickly push the cart downhill, hop on and masturbate. Ensure you blow your load on her before ditching the cart into a ravine, car, lightpost, or crowd of confused bystanders. Extra points are rewarded for conducting a wagonmaster drag race.
William was whaling a walrus at Wal-Mart Wednesday when he wowed her with a wicked Watertown Wagonmaster.
Watertown wagonmaster by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010
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