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watercolored pony
watercolored pony by bigdickxxxxxx69 July 4, 2011
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watercooler romance
watercooler romance by gabe bwood December 27, 2008
watercooler moment
"did you see janet jacksons' wardrobe malfunction at last nights superbowl" - a recent watercooler moment
watercooler moment by Tsouthman February 6, 2008
Waterford PA
Aka George Washington's stomping grounds. Where you can walk down main street, which is called High Street smoking a blunt with no problem except that everyone you pass wants to chief your shit. The highest concentration of antique stores, salons, & bars per square mile in the whole United States. Where a delusional old lady Bunny kisses you on your neck every time you see her & calls you her child. The only time there is a traffic jam is during Heritage Days & it's all under the one light in the entire town. The only town in America where if you see one black guy it won't be at night. You can find weed or beer before you can find any minority. Instead of sub-divisions you have trailer parks. The town where the only grocery store changes its name every year & a half. Our past gym teacher won a ring during the first Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers. R.I.P. Baddest wresters in the land of America. We have as many wrestling state trophies as losing seasons for the football team though. Peep the girls volleyball team though. Overall, "Fuck It Once A Bison Always A Bison."
"Friday night football games, in Waterford PA is your best opportunity to get laid."
"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."
"Get drunk & get your haircut."
"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."
"Get drunk & get your haircut."
Waterford PA by 420BisonStonedGenius's September 23, 2011
Watertown
Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.
Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.
Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.
Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011
Waterford Emos
A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.
Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.
Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
Waterford Emos by tehblackparade January 21, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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