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Waterdown Clockwise 

A band from Westfield, NJ, with an alt. rock sound along the lines of The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, and Bloc Party.
Hey buddy, did you see the Waterdown Clockwise show last night? It was awesome!
Waterdown Clockwise by Henhen September 3, 2006

Watertown 

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.
Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.
Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011

Watertown, MA 

A suburb of Boston filled with Armenian residents, places, stores... and more places with Armenians!
The oldest Armenian Language school is in Watertown, MA
Watertown, MA by YourShadowedDestiny February 21, 2011

Watertower 

commonly referred to as the "WT", the watertower and its surrounding woodland environment located atop Turkey Hill in Arlington, MA is the location of frequent gatherings often consisting of substantial amounts of alcohol and uncontrolled vomiting. On certain nights, thrill-seekers can be found around the watertower usually on the verge of unconsciousness.
Bob: "Dude, i dont remember anything about last night

John: "Ya man, that's usually the result of a great night at the watertower"
Watertower by H2Ochugger March 17, 2010

Watertown Wi 

A town in southern wisconsin, mostly filled with wangsters and farmers.
Yo dawg, i fromizzle Watertown WI
Watertown Wi by Kaiteruddy January 19, 2009

Watertown SD 

The greatest and worst place on earth. At the same time you love it and at the same time you hate it. It's one extremely life changing place. If you were to live/live near Watertown SD you would be considered one of the most BA people ever to set foot on Earth. Entering the city limits is like being transported to a world of bacon and Dragon Ball Z. Many have visited and left with no soul because it remains trapped in the forsaken land of Watertown SD. The town is ultimately the sickest yet most certifiably insane location in the universe.
One time I went to Watertown SD and have never been the same since
Watertown SD by Piccolo69 April 13, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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