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siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"
I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

watertose 

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water
watertose by alyxdumb December 28, 2020

Waterloser 

A degrading name used to label students, staff, faculty and any person affiliated with the University of Waterloo. It can also be used as a synonym for the university itself.
I was rejected from U of T, but luckily, the Waterlosers will let pretty much anyone into their university.
Waterloser by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006

kinked waterhose 

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.
kinked waterhose by josh grier July 26, 2005
You Dick When You Have An Erection And It Gets All Long And Ggreen Fork Bulging Veins And Shoots Oily Cum
Oh Yeah, Give Me That Waterhose!
waterhose by TruffleButter101 March 29, 2017

Afghani Waterhose 

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.
It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.
Afghani Waterhose by Crk* June 16, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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