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wastie face by deadlatte January 13, 2008
Tasty Wastie
A synonym for an alcoholic beverage, libation, cocktail, etc. All beer, liquor, and wine can qualify as a "tasty wastie"
After an afternoon of tasty wasties, Maria dropped several F and N bombs at her in-law's house. Needless to say she hasn't been invited back.
Tasty Wastie by Ccccrrrreeeddditttt July 2, 2011
Kaylyn wastie
Kaylyn wastie by Your nana smells good November 16, 2019
The Hastie Wastie
Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”
Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”
Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”
Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”
Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”
Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”
Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”
The Hastie Wastie by Nev2 November 2, 2018
WASSIE
Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.