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An insult for an idiot, meaning that he/she is just a waste of oxygen.

Girl: Can I buy Facebook on Walmart?
Guy: You're a wastie.

wastie by jumbotron. June 19, 2014

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Wastie

When your resource manager is being unhelpful....everyday.

Yoooo Garry is being a Wastie today.

Wastie by Helpfulless June 5, 2017

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wasties • wastie • wastie face • wastied • Kaylyn wastie • Tasty Wastie • The Hastie Wastie • waste man • wasted • waste

wastie face

face transfiguration resulting from mass consumption of booze

she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face

wastie face by deadlatte January 13, 2008

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Tasty Wastie

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage, libation, cocktail, etc. All beer, liquor, and wine can qualify as a "tasty wastie"

After an afternoon of tasty wasties, Maria dropped several F and N bombs at her in-law's house. Needless to say she hasn't been invited back.

Tasty Wastie by Ccccrrrreeeddditttt July 2, 2011

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Kaylyn wastie

Ewww she’s so yucky like a ducky and she smells like an old door nob

Kaylyn wastie is a very thicc gal and she’s pretty strange

Kaylyn wastie by Your nana smells good November 16, 2019

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The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.

Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”

The Hastie Wastie by Nev2 November 2, 2018

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WASSIE

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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