wastie 

An insult for an idiot, meaning that he/she is just a waste of oxygen.

Girl: Can I buy Facebook on Walmart?
Guy: You're a wastie.

wastie by jumbotron. June 19, 2014

Wastie 

When your resource manager is being unhelpful....everyday.

Yoooo Garry is being a Wastie today.

Wastie by Helpfulless June 5, 2017

wastie face 

face transfiguration resulting from mass consumption of booze

she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face

wastie face by deadlatte January 13, 2008

Tasty Wastie

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage, libation, cocktail, etc. All beer, liquor, and wine can qualify as a "tasty wastie"

After an afternoon of tasty wasties, Maria dropped several F and N bombs at her in-law's house. Needless to say she hasn't been invited back.

Tasty Wastie by Ccccrrrreeeddditttt July 2, 2011

Kaylyn wastie 

Ewww she’s so yucky like a ducky and she smells like an old door nob

Kaylyn wastie is a very thicc gal and she’s pretty strange

Kaylyn wastie by Your nana smells good November 16, 2019

The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.

Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”

The Hastie Wastie by Nev2 November 2, 2018

WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023