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wastemon 

is a complete idiot boy, usually a snake and or a ratchet
Aaron is a Wastemon
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Wow, that waseem sure is a catch!
waseem by Ja-mann March 6, 2004

Waseemah 

A absolute gorgeous pretty and amazing human being . Anyone who knows a Waseemah is extremely lucky
I need a Waseemah in my life
Waseemah by Talia Baker November 29, 2019
A sexy individual whom all the girls in his class or around him immediately like him. He is usually very good at soccer and can beat anyone in any game. Any man around this person will get jealous.
That waseem over there is getting crowded by the girls.
Waseem by Wasabi_i May 22, 2019

wastemon 

Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.
Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...

Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together

Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?

Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
wastemon by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014
He's not half as badass as waseem.
waseem by tacklingqueen May 8, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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