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Wasteman 

insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
"you WASTEMAN!!"

"Jamals a wasteman"

"shut up u wasteman"
Wasteman by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
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The hottest girl out there. She can seduce you and make you deeply in love...then leave yo ass. No one ever seems to know if she’s single or taken. She’s so pretty and all the girls are jealous of her and she knows it. Girls always wanna fight her for some reason but she doesn’t give a fuck. She’s the queen of fucking everything. Get yourself a wadeema.
Damn choofha shag, akeed ismha wadeema.

(Damn she so hot , she must be a wadeema)
wadeema by A7m November 19, 2018

Wasteman 

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life
Wasteman by allan_t321 May 31, 2016

wastemagnet 

Basically when someone is a wastemagnet, it means they attract wastemen and wastegash. Wastemen and wastegash are often wastemagnets themselves
Person 1 "Yo bludda check out that wastemagnet right there, she is some dir' 'ting"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"
wastemagnet by Maxi The Fej February 19, 2008

Wasteman 

A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
Wasteman by Smartbird May 19, 2017
Wow, that waseem sure is a catch!
waseem by Ja-mann March 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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