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When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.
Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
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Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...
Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together
Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?
Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together
Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?
Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014
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Alternative definitions:
1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.
2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.
3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.
4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.
Alternative definitions:
1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.
2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.
3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.
4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.
1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!
2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc
3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.
2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc
3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.
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