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Aaron is a Wastemon
wastemon by A highly street educated teen February 11, 2014
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wastemon
Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.
Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...
Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together
Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?
Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together
Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?
Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
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Wasteman
insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
Wasteman by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
Wasteman
A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
wasteman
A wasteman is someone who doesn't provide for their children, instead fucks off taking no responsibility, also a hypocritical cunt who beats women and miss judge others who actually care for their family.
Wasteman
Candice: ‘You know that wasteman Taylor Winterflood still lives in his mum yard’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’
Wasteman by racks city November 7, 2021
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