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warty the warthog 

the god of the universe (see the full version on ninja.warthog83s channel)

Wart Hag 

An old woman - usually a lesbian- who is so ugly and as such never bothered to remove the questionable growths on her face. Usually ends up belonging to a dog club (companion dog clug) just to be around fellow lesbians.
"Oh, great, here comes Kelly""Oh man, I never knew her name, I just called her Wart Hag"
Wart Hag by truthbetold2 February 24, 2010

Worry-wart 

1.Someone who worries entirely too much.
2. A name for someone who always worries about everything, and is in danger of growing warts from it.
Based on the old saying that if you worry too much you will grow warts.
Ben is always worried about everything. He is such a worry-wart
Worry-wart by kramerbaby December 22, 2008

wall wart 

one of those large transformer blocks that usually comes with many consumer electronics, and usually takes up more than one plug, because it's so big
Unplug that wall wart right now, before your mother sees you
wall wart by ubernostrum April 6, 2005

add me (wart) to ox

a very crucial part of muehahaha lore
- what the fuck does add me (wart) to ox mean
- ur mom
- stop

Cum infested anal wart 

The most disgusting profound word you could possibly be called, no one could make a come back to this, and it possibly hurt the enemy.
If you were to ever obtain one of these you are a dirty s.o.b and need to stop having anal sex ASAP!
Jeff.... You're gay
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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