wapus cat 

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.

Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.

wapus cat by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012

Wampus cat 

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

Wampus cat by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

wampus cat 

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.

Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.

wampus cat by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Wampus Cat 

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.

Wampus Cat by jmalphrus October 20, 2009

Wampus Cat 

A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit

Minks has wampus cat attributes.

Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Wampus Cat by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011

Wampus Cat 

A Blue Panther like cat with 6 legs. 4 for running, 2 for fighting. The Mascot of Conway High School in Conway Arkansas. It's kinda Retarded really.

"That creepy painting of the old Wampus Cat at West Campus gave me nightmares" (you know the one they film all of the school elections and such not in front of.)

Wampus Cat by Lauren Cain April 6, 2010

Wampus-cat 

Unidentifiable animal, who at a fleeting glimpse in the night only reveals glowing eyes.

"Look, up ahead in the road, a Wampus-cat"

Wampus-cat by Duff Miller August 23, 2006