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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Related Words
wapps • wappy • wappa • wappah • Wapper • wapped • wapple • Waaps • wappen • wapping
Is a long turd filly the toilet. Therefore causing a double flush. Sometimes too much toilet paper can cause this also.
Dude Josh dropped a Mossman Wappa!

Molly Wapped 

FLA....to thoroughly get your assed whooped...FLA
Man that girl got molly wapped by them other two bitches
Molly Wapped by Maybabie October 13, 2020

wilderness waps 

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals
Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."
wilderness waps by hammy mahan January 27, 2013
A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
Wapsicle by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020

nappy wappy

a cute way of saying nap.
Did someone take a nappy wappy?
nappy wappy by Olivia is dumb June 28, 2014
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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