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a bad ass kid that is awesome at everything he does and bitches flock to him like birds.. most likely a god on the water. otherwise known as " wap "
girl: " oh my gosh! did you see that wap earlier?"
girl 2: " yeah! that wap was looking sexy as hell! "
girl: " i love me some wappler! "
wappler by Wappppppppp August 20, 2008
Words you can keep
an apple flavored apple that wavers easily when fishes swims the sea of shippers.
When the fishes are dominant, wapplers pop out like mushrooms.
wappler by appler147 June 20, 2013
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Wappler Bomb 

A mixed alcoholic beverage. Essentially a Yager shot dropped into a glass of Vodka. The drink, known to cause severe blackouts, is consumed as a statement of solidarity among young men as part of a late night debauchery session. J. Wappler is credited for inventing and popularizing the drink in Chicago among young professionals. Due to its strength, being offered to take a Wappler Bomb is a sign of ultimate respect for one’s drinking ability.
- Dude, I blacked out last night. can't remember a thing
- Why? Had a Wappler Bomb?
Wappler Bomb by MoGreen January 23, 2009

Wapple Rap 

Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen
person: cuties is my fav movie!🥺
me: Wapple Rap moment
Wapple Rap by *magicalkitten* March 1, 2023
Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wappersnaily 

transitive verb: The lusty jiggle of breasts free from the confines of a brassiere. Witnesses prefer to view such an event when erect nipples point forward rather than toward the floor.
Witness A: "Holy Mother of Christ, those tits are swinging like punch balls and staring me in the eyes."
Witness B: *licks lips* "Oh, wappersnaily, you are an extraordinary gift to humankind."
wappersnaily by packinglistenclosed October 19, 2009
A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.
Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!
wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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