Wapper

The white and uncool rapper. Often found in their friends bedrooms making videos for youtube these young prospectless fools will spout mispronounced and poorly constructed lyrics that attempts to portray them as figures of legend and notoriety, where in fact they are simply young gents who having consumed too much white lightning realised that some words when put together can rhytme, however in the process of forming their so called 'raps' they simply use whatever words that rhytme with one another even going to the extent of making words up in order to fit their so called rhytming scheme. These lads will also take pictures of themselves wearing scarves across their faces and holding various implements e.g. baseball bats, gold clubs or rusty and poorly made bladed weapons. This is another attempt to look menacing and 'hard'. This only affects elderly women with poor eyesight and weak bladders.

"Ere min check oot me bangin' tunes!"
*Poorly dressed and jakey looking lad proceeds to 'rap'*
"Well that sounded purely awful. Please tell me that was a joke?"
"Ere i'l fuckin 'ave you ye posh bastard!"
"Please go away, you annoy me immensely you little Wapper"

by Duncan Barron February 08, 2008

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Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

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A word used among many friendly cocaine users to describe the narcotic itself.

Yo bro, would you mind stylin me out with a nice wapper.

by wapperking August 01, 2011

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1. A white male in a crappy car blasting loud rap in a rich neighborhood who thinks that he is black.

2. A way to say wrapper or rapper if you have a lisp.

Do you think that wapper knows he's white???

by cheese-eater March 19, 2009

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