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waaaambulance 

A derisive word used on someone who is whining too much.
Are you okay, wittle pwecious? Did I hurt your feelings? Better call the waaaambulance!
waaaambulance by rant July 23, 2004
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waaaambulance 

A slang term to descirbe someone who has been whining and bitching so much they need an ambulance
oh em gee let me call a waaaambulance
waaaambulance by DizzyLizzy February 20, 2007

waaaambulance 

Term popularized by Bruce Willis in a movie entitled "The Kid".
Oh, poor Paris Hilton had to do some slammer time. Better call the waaaambulance!
waaaambulance by Kimo1 September 1, 2007
its when you get trumped or beaten or made fun of , a form of celebration , a form of bragging ,like the cracking of a throttle after you been beaten .........................wapaaa bitch !
I just won 100.00 lottery scratch off ...wapaaa !!
wapaaa by forceit racing December 15, 2015
a technique mastered to excite someone under the influence of a controlled substance.it is to be said at random while the speaker throws his hand towards the face of the intoxicated person(s). if done correctly the intoxicated person should react in a humorous manner.
person one (intoxicated): omg im sooo baked.

person two (waaaamper):oh really.

person one: why yes i am. so hows your grandmother?

person two: actually she passed away last WAAAAAMP!!!

person one:thats too ba...HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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