waaaamp 

a technique mastered to excite someone under the influence of a controlled substance.it is to be said at random while the speaker throws his hand towards the face of the intoxicated person(s). if done correctly the intoxicated person should react in a humorous manner.

person one (intoxicated): omg im sooo baked.

person two (waaaamper):oh really.

person one: why yes i am. so hows your grandmother?

person two: actually she passed away last WAAAAAMP!!!

person one:thats too ba...HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!

waaaamp by mas (with a line over the "a") April 25, 2008

waaaambulance 

A derisive word used on someone who is whining too much.

Are you okay, wittle pwecious? Did I hurt your feelings? Better call the waaaambulance!

waaaambulance by rant July 23, 2004

waaaambulance 

A slang term to descirbe someone who has been whining and bitching so much they need an ambulance

oh em gee let me call a waaaambulance

waaaambulance by DizzyLizzy February 20, 2007

waaaambulance 

Term popularized by Bruce Willis in a movie entitled "The Kid".

Oh, poor Paris Hilton had to do some slammer time. Better call the waaaambulance!

waaaambulance by Kimo1 September 1, 2007

waaaap 

"Waaaap" is the noise that Reindeer make

Person: whats that charging towards me....its a..it's a reindeer....runnnnnnnn!
Reindeer: Waaaap......Waaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

waaaap by Waaaap September 6, 2007