wanorking

The process of working from home whilst wanking. Otherwise known as taking an easy.

"I'm wanorking from home today!"
"Eurgh!"

wanorking by garthbran February 13, 2014

I got my mojo working 

I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.

This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.

The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.

Mess around and find out.

Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working

“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”

I got my mojo working by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

Working Boys 

a new musical made by the one and only Henry Hidgens

the musical is about old collage roomates that just want to to back to the old days where they played football together

characters include: Henry, Greg, Steve, stu, mark, Leighton, and Chad

“Working boys, we're up in our ass in shit
What is this business?
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home
To my bo-oys!“

Working Boys by oreo boy ;) February 24, 2019

the working dead 

Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.

Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.

the working dead by jpg3 November 20, 2011

working blue 

insinuating sexual, crude, or "day-time inappropriate" imagery

"You haven't seen the bedroom yet" -- "Look at you, working blue"

working blue by Eddie0088 April 19, 2008

Danger wanking 

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

Danger wanking by Spilox April 22, 2009

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022