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wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.
wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wannabreed 

originating from the word wannabe, wannabreeds are the types of females that are unintrested in flings and having fun, and determined to get married and have babies as soon as possible
Guy 1: Hey man, how are you and Jessica?
Guy 2: We're pretty much over.
Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: When she wasn't talking about the perfect wedding times, she was asking me what I wanted to name our first child. Turn's out she's a total Wannabreed.
Wannabreed by hardlyacquainted June 26, 2009

Wannabomber 

A failed terrorist. Coined after Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad.

The 'shoebomber' Richard Reid and the 'underwearbomber' Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are also wannabombers.
"Did you hear about that carbomb in Times Square?"

"Was anyone hurt?"

"Nah, it was just another wannabomber."
Wannabomber by Laura-May May 8, 2010

Wannabrit 

A person that enjoys acting British (even when it's painfully obvious that they're not). They use terms like cheerio, mate, loo, etc. and speak with fake accents.
Wannabrit 1: Bloody 'ell, my knickers are riding up my bum.
Wannabrit 2: Blimey, we've got to get you to the nearest loo, mate!
Wannabrit by Little Miss Halfie November 15, 2009

Wannaboo 

Someone you want to be romantically involved with
Can't miss the party - my wannaboo is gonna be there!
Wannaboo by Sweet Bippy July 23, 2007
Someone who desperately wants to bree but fails at it and is ridiculed for it
Willy sure is a limp dicked manatee fucker; that wannabree can't bree for shit
wannabree by advancedcompuser September 30, 2007
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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