Wannaboomer

Somebody who's to young to be a boomer but nonetheless has that boomer attitude.

Person 1: OK Boomer
Person 2: You can't call Karen that, she's only 40.
Person 1: Oh she's a Wannaboomer.

Wannaboomer by irish sausage March 10, 2020

wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wannagooder 

A Wannagooder is a synonym of naive. A wannagooder is someone who wants to solve the worlds problems by engaging in naive acts.

A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.

The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"

Those people are such Wannagooders. They recycle religiously and think they are saving the world, but they really just keep the price of aluminum down for the megacorps.

Wannagooder by Tomicus April 9, 2009

Wannabomber 

A failed terrorist. Coined after Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad.

The 'shoebomber' Richard Reid and the 'underwearbomber' Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are also wannabombers.

"Did you hear about that carbomb in Times Square?"

"Was anyone hurt?"

"Nah, it was just another wannabomber."

Wannabomber by Laura-May May 8, 2010