When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

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Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.

"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011

Dont Wanna Watch Bumbaclaude No More

When your too wasted to even function; usually said with a jamacian accent.

I drank that whole fifth by myself...i dont wanna watch bumbaclaude no more

Dont Wanna Watch Bumbaclaude No More by Tyler Solis September 8, 2007

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