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wanky panky 

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.
Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.
wanky panky by Happy Wolf August 13, 2007
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Wanky-panky

Wanky-panky similar connotation to hanky-panky but for solo adventures. Can be a derogatory reference to one who is prudish yet we all know still does it. Also, maybe referring to someone comfortable with their sexuality and really makes an effort to enjoy themselves.
I believe Mike is going off for so alone time ‘cause his up for some Wanky-panky!!!
Wanky-panky by mattbruerart.com April 18, 2026

Franky Panky Wanky 

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."
Franky Panky Wanky by Akritiri February 21, 2017

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky
"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

Wacky Packy 

The chain of men in the most perverse positions with the end man packing it in the buttocks.
While John is laying on the floor watching the Chapelle Show, Doug is doing a handstand over John, deep throating him and fingering the buttocks all while Vince is giving Doug a Yankee, spraying the gism all over his own face like Jenna Jameson and pumping his own self in and out of Doug's butt while wearing a sombrero and shouting at the top of his lungs....UGA UGA UGA
Wacky Packy by Kali April 10, 2004

wanka panka

If I knew I would tell you
What is wanka panka? (if I knew I would tell you)
wanka panka by Daddyuchiha420 December 29, 2022

wankypanky 

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see
Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy
wankypanky by baller156383 March 2, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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