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Wad

Wad —noun, derogatory reference to someone’s progeny. An expression of overwhelming angst and pessimism for the future of humanity as a whole. Referring to someone that is inferior in intelligence and etiquette. usually someone’s child who is ill behaved and not adorable. A reference to the father‘s contribution to their inception.

What a wad. Look at that wad over there. WAD! Great!!! Sue and Bob will be visiting! Are their WADS coming over TOO!!!?
curmudgeonly

Wad by mattbruerart.com April 20, 2026

Yankee-panky

Yankee-panky— going acapella, similar connotation to wanky-panky, but with a rougher darker edge. When one has not learned the art of relaxation in sex, or solo sex for that matter . They’re most likely stimulating themselves with the enthusiasm and aggression. Attacking their bog lands down yonder to the point that, said individuals lack sensation. Thus, resorting to drastic measures in order to experience anything at all, sand in their lubricant, sandpaper for that matter, heavy wire brushes, barb wire, no lubricants whatsoever, arcing batteries, crippled foil, yada yada yada.
Did Bob just lock himself in the bathroom for some Yankee-pinky? Jim is so uptight ! He really need a dance the Yankee-pinky. Lol!

Man they’re so uptight! Masterbation just fix it. What they need is some yankee-panky. It’s always the quiet ones that rub themselves raw. Yep he’s doing the yankee-panky tonight!!!

Yankee-panky by mattbruerart.com April 20, 2026

Bitching

Bitching—noun, referring to total hose-age in competition. A callous reference/comparison to a non-consensual prison interlude. Gaming smack talk.

Man that was a real Bitching. He’ll be in therapy for life!!!

Bitching by mattbruerart.com April 20, 2026

Wanky-panky

Wanky-panky similar connotation to hanky-panky but for solo adventures. Can be a derogatory reference to one who is prudish yet we all know still does it. Also, maybe referring to someone comfortable with their sexuality and really makes an effort to enjoy themselves.

I believe Mike is going off for so alone time ‘cause his up for some Wanky-panky!!!

Wanky-panky by mattbruerart.com April 18, 2026

Koi-Boy

Koi-Boy play on words, Koi as the fish, a prison reference to new fresh meat. Also sounding as coy when people are being coy. not to be confused with someone’s bitch in prison, but rather communal property for everybody to exploit. an individual that entices and yet disgust the perpetrator because this person at least in their minds is enjoying being communal property and can’t get enough.

Hay look! Koi-Boy thinks he can hang!!! Everyone knows you’re just a Koi-Boy!!! You’re going down, in every way imaginable BITCH!!!

Koi-Boy by mattbruerart.com April 18, 2026