wanky doodles
Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
wanky doodles by Halevi January 29, 2015
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Wanky Doodle Dandy
A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.
Wanky Doodle Dandy by Dav3 July 26, 2006
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The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
yankee doodle wanky by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003
winky doodle
winky doodle by Jeaniec77 March 6, 2014
Winky Doodle
Winky Doodle: "Yeah dude, me and Emmet winked our assholes at each other last night. it was pretty insane."
Winky Doodle by John_Pickle January 15, 2021
Wankydoodledo
Waking up alone in the morning after a heavy night out, surrounded by remnants of chicken nuggets. You suddenly feel horny and hungry and proclaim this to all the neighbours through open windows.
Bloody hell the next door neighbour turned up hammered last night. I saw them arrive with a massive bag of chicken nuggies. He must have passed out and woken up horny, with the nuggets stuck to his face. I heard several “wankydoodledo’s” at 6am.
Wankydoodledo by Flabberwasgasted January 19, 2025
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Willy wank dingle dong doodler by REVGHOST October 1, 2022
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