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wanktit by Charazander May 8, 2016
Words you can keep
Mayfair wankpit
A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012
Wankit
A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.
Often associated with someone who is always late.
Often associated with someone who is always late.
Wankit by RushilsMum July 20, 2010
wankticipation
Jack felt the immense feeling of wankticipation building up inside him as Jill slowly undid his fly.
wankticipation by PixE January 3, 2006
Wanktionary
When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.
Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
Wanktionary by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019
wanstitute
Any wanna be Hoe, a female who can't cut it as hoe.
1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.
2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.
3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.
4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.
5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.
2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.
3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.
4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.
5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
wanstitute by hoetalk July 10, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026