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Josh is being such a wanktit today
by Charazander May 8, 2016
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Mayfair wankpit

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.
by stanleybalds September 22, 2012
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Wankit

A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.

Often associated with someone who is always late.
James: Where is he?
Alex: Dunno, wanking probably...
James: Bloody Wankit!
by RushilsMum July 20, 2010
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Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.
"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"
by Aleator September 7, 2006
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wankticipation

The feeling felt by one about to be relieved with a five-knuckle-shuffle
Jack felt the immense feeling of wankticipation building up inside him as Jill slowly undid his fly.
by PixE January 3, 2006
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Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.
by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019
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wanstitute

Any wanna be Hoe, a female who can't cut it as hoe.

1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.

2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.

3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.

4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.

5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
by hoetalk July 10, 2011
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