wanka

a dickhead, or motherfucker

dam what a fuking wanka.

by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003

wanka

meaning dickhead and also what i called Glen Hallock and he had no clue what it meant as he classes it as British slang :)

you bloody wanka

by H and im me October 02, 2011

wanka

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004

Wanka

a being that is dimunitive in size; characterized by lack of a reproductive organ.

'What a damn wanka'

by SamStoneMTL August 05, 2008

wanka

one who masterbates untill their dick falls off

your a wanka

stop wankaing with yer jamie

oh, ive wankaed it this time

by Daniel Carron =D March 15, 2007

wanka

a girl who is completely flat chested or has a flat ass or a combination of both.

"Man that chick is so flat, she is a complete wanka."

by Officer Jack Meoff February 22, 2008