yanksmith

1) An expert street thief, who has people buying his stolen goods.

2) Someone who makes/sells pirate copy DVDs, CDs, and other things like that.

3) To steal out of a bag, handbag, pocket, etc.

1) I'm going to get some stuff off the yanksmith.

2) The yanksmith in the Shopping Centre has the new FPS game from Nintendo.

3) Damn it! I've been yanksmithed!

yanksmith by Yhtomit December 11, 2006

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wanksmith

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

wanksmith by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

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Yasmitha

The most understanding and brutally honest person that anyone can have in their life. Never settles for anything less and if you have a Yasmitha in your life, then your life is probably crazy every time you guys get together. Do not ever mess with a Yasmitha or especially someone who is close to him. Other than that, Yasmitha is an awesome guy and will do anything to help you if you treat him right.

Yasmitha is awesome.
I feel like a Yasmitha.
Don't you have a Yasmitha in your life?

Yasmitha by Don_the_avenger November 23, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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