Wangover

The depressing, vapid, soul-consuming feeling of all-encompassing loss that results from sudden cessation of a long time period characterized by non-stop boning. This feeling can result from a simple case of the Mondays after spending the weekend wit yo man, to the end of a summer fling and sobering realization that you may as well cancel your waxing appointments b/c your netherparts are about to shut down for the winter like that creepy restaurant on the Goonies.

I couldn't get anything done yesterday; I had such a wangover that all I could do was putter around my apartment in a snuggie and watch lifetime movies.

by Dr. Evil 518 December 22, 2010

Wangover

Feeling tired after being kept up all night having sex.

Dude, I am so tired after porking all night. I have a real wangover

by swellyeah November 26, 2009

Wangover

Wangover
wang-oh-ver
noun
1. the agreeable mental aftereffects of getting good dick, such as an over joyous disposition and positive outlook on life, usually felt several hours after cessation of sex.

2. Something positive remaining behind from a former period or state of affairs.

The wangover is real. His dick was amazing, I am in such a good mood.

by Baddie6969 March 26, 2017

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 24, 2004

wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7kev7 October 25, 2007

wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.

I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.

by lilill April 18, 2006

wangover

When you sleep with an asian man with a tiny penis and have remorse about it the following morning.

girl "oh man.."
roommate "what's wrong Shirley?"
girl "I have a really bad wangover..."
roommate "I told you, you'd regret it!"

by 421jumpstreet January 27, 2017