Definitions by swellyeah

Cock Wan 

After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.

Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.

Cock Wan by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Nob Goblin 

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

Nob Goblin by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Tum Boy 

A girl who has a large beer belly after drinking too many pints with the boys.

Dude look at her down that pint, and check out her huge gut. She's such a Tum Boy

Tum Boy by swellyeah December 1, 2009

No CD 

From an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) - someone with the opposite condition. They never check the door is locked, never turn lights out, and never wash their hands.

Dude, the door is unlocked and all the lights are on. You so have No CD!

No CD by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Billy Faux Mates 

Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.

Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!

Billy Faux Mates by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Swell Yeah 

A triumphal expression to signal the arrival of an erection.

Is that a love dagger I see before me?

Swell Yeah!

Swell Yeah by swellyeah November 26, 2009

Twin Geeks 

A couple wearing matching outfits...more especially coats.

"Dude look at the matching macs...what a pair of Twin Geeks"

Twin Geeks by swellyeah November 25, 2009