Wankism

When people start using large words in ways that only themselves can understand. Usually, these words end with 'ism' or 'ist'.

"What is this guy talking about?"

"I dunno, I think he's just using a bit of wankism."

by Pragmaticism May 18, 2013

wanksmith

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

Wanksman

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

by Nibb June 5, 2009

wankasm

an orgasm that is the result of masturbating aka wanking.

"Dude, that chick is so HOT!"
"Ughuhh I just had a wankasm."

by Wanktastic April 30, 2008

wankisexual

A female sexually attracted to gay men or a male sexually attracted to lesbian women

Oh, Sarah and Anthony are going to be alone forever - they're both wankisexual.

by noongha August 21, 2016

wackism

Followers of the great religion of the wack. Our holidays are Wacky Wednesday, Saucey Saturday, and Tide Pod Tuesday. Our annual holiday is The Week of Wack, on June 9th (6/9), and for 8 days, everyday is Wacky Wednesday. (7 days couldn't contain the wack, so the Wack monks decided another day should be added).

I am I wacky follower of wackism.

by theoofoftheoof February 6, 2018

Winkism

The art of playing cards, in particular the game called 79.

Winkism is the tactic whereby any card scoring more than 5 is considered large, this results in a heavy loss of points each time a card is thrown. The player that adopts the winkism tactic has a well known mantra: if it's less than 5 I can stay alive, if it scores 10 I'll pass it to the men.

A good winkism hand will be ace set, 2 set

by The 2 armed bandit February 10, 2014