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wanking it 

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum
When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair
wanking it by Ballsballs November 12, 2013
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stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

wanging it around

To wave an object around in an erratic fashion. It usually applies to long bendy things such as large dildos.

Because of this it often used as an insult. If you say that someone was "wanging it around" you imply that they are waving the object around in a similar fashion to how someone would wave around a dildo.
Husband: I put a switch on the Christmas house decoration thing...

Wife: Oh, why? I usually just pick it up.

Husband: Yea, you keep wanging it around though, it's gonna get all fucked up.
wanging it around by SlippinJimmy72 December 2, 2019

Wacking it out 

Phrase used to suggest a determined burst of action, similar to "Getting on with it" but with far more *gusto*.
In Maths Class:
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate
Wacking it out by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020

wanting-it 

'Wanting-it' means when a man or woman takes a liking to the opposite gender and feels sexually attracted to them and wants to have sexual intercourse.
At a Nightclub...

Mark: Wow she's sooo peng .

Jake: I know right!

Mark: Yeah, I bet you're wanting-it right now ?

Jake: Hah! Yeah bruv .
wanting-it by the.human.dictionary. January 16, 2011

Winking it 

When a black twink is gooning during a race
Omg that guys winking it
Winking it by luke2011@ June 29, 2025

Wanting to Keep It Casual 

Gay code for, "I'm putting my boner in your mouth and ass."
Guy #1: I'm not really looking for relationships rn.
Guy #2: That's fine I'm just wanting to keep it casual rn anyways.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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