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wanklympics 

An event held every four years for the keen young wankers of every nation.
'This is a report form the Barcelona Wanklympics.'

'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'
wanklympics by TommyTosspot March 28, 2009
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Performing an action or an event occurring every time you masturbate
My mate jordan watches hentai wankly
Wankly by Jowewe261 August 6, 2019

Waskily Wabbit 

A sex move involving a carrot shoved into a person's rectum while their sexual partner slowly eats the entire carrot without it being removed from said rectum.
My Wife gave me a Waskily Wabbit last night, turns out she's allergic to Carrots.
Waskily Wabbit by Twicehax October 11, 2019
Something to describe the art of wanking.
Jack had a wank wank wankity wank.
wankity by AILF January 5, 2008

wankilosopher 

a twat who misuses urban dictionary by giving genuine definitions of real words. It is annoying and shouldn't be done!
Jessica: Why do so many people put long definitons about words that can be found in a normal dictionary on urban dictionary?

Leah: Because they are wankilosophers

Jessica: -_-
wankilosopher by poo-car July 19, 2012
/‘wan(ƙ)a-leε/
An adjective used to describe something that is wrinkly or wavy.
“That graph is so wankaly.”
“The road looks kinda wankaly today.”
Wankaly by willywonka47 August 9, 2018