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Performing an action or an event occurring every time you masturbate
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Wankly by Jowewe261 August 6, 2019
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An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.
That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!
wankly by Dan April 12, 2003
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Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.
Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"

Example 2:

Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"

Example 3:

Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do

hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
Wanky by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020

wanky-wanky 

A nice way to say "a wank".
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.
wanky-wanky by thetwww October 19, 2015
Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
Wanky by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Wankling 

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.
Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.
Wankling by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Wankey Blues 

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("
Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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