Wankly

Performing an action or an event occurring every time you masturbate

My mate jordan watches hentai wankly

by Jowewe261 August 6, 2019

wankly

An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.

That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!

by Dan April 12, 2003

Wanky

Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.

Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"

Example 2:

Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"

Example 3:

Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do

hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.

by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020

wanky-wanky

A nice way to say "a wank".

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.

by thetwww October 19, 2015

Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Wankling

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Wankey Blues

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.

"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("

by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010