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Wankbidextrous

The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.
Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!
Wankbidextrous by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed
rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

wackidextrous 

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand
I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!
wackidextrous by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.
I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.
wankidexterous by tickles425 February 24, 2009

Wankidextrous

Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands
"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve

Wankidextrous

Someone (typically male) who can mastrubate using either hand.
Did you hear that Ethan is wankidextrous?
Wankidextrous by MedicTF2 October 14, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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