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Wacktard
noun -
A person far beyond retardation.
A lame idiot.
A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.
Fool.
A person far beyond retardation.
A lame idiot.
A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.
Fool.
"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"
"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"
"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"
"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"
"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"
Related Words
Wackard
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Wackard by Spoyglass Bell December 1, 2005
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wacktard
Wacktard: Somone who is wack, and a retard (not literally). They are stupid and weird, and do odd things at random intervals. Or, someone whom you ever need to insult for any reason at all, they automatically become a wacktard.
1. Say someone calls you a dillhole.
You must call them a wacktard.
You win.
2. friend: "Man, that guy was so stupid to jump off that roof into his pool.'
you: "Yeah, he's a fuckin' wacktard."
You must call them a wacktard.
You win.
2. friend: "Man, that guy was so stupid to jump off that roof into his pool.'
you: "Yeah, he's a fuckin' wacktard."
wacktard by nightXmare April 20, 2005
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