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Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.
"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"
Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010
Someone who says complete gibberish. From the urban-english "whack", meaning crazy and "bar" meaning Isaac. It applies to those who talk about star formations having a profound effect on the world, religiously, as we know it. Wackbars tend to live around populated bus stops.
That wackbar preached to the back of my head for twenty minutes.
wackbar by Chris October 1, 2004
Exactly the same meaning as 'wicked', yet gives greater satisfaction when saying it with a flick of the wrist.
'Wow Brahim, that song is wackard!'
Wackard by Spoyglass Bell December 1, 2005
(noun)- a person who is aggravating; lame; and or stupid; and who can sometimes, depending on their level of wackness, cause others to puke in their mouths...repeatedly.
"Girl/Man why are you dating that wackard??....You need to get with a real man/woman that will act right!!"
Wackard by Tamykia October 31, 2009
A bar so wack, a rapper probably shouldn't have spit it. But then again - who says wack has to be so whack?
I got 10 bathrooms, I can **** all day - Weezy

or any others found at wackbartees.com
wackbar by wackbartees April 19, 2021

wacktard 

Wacktard: Somone who is wack, and a retard (not literally). They are stupid and weird, and do odd things at random intervals. Or, someone whom you ever need to insult for any reason at all, they automatically become a wacktard.
1. Say someone calls you a dillhole.
You must call them a wacktard.
You win.
2. friend: "Man, that guy was so stupid to jump off that roof into his pool.'
you: "Yeah, he's a fuckin' wacktard."
wacktard by nightXmare April 20, 2005
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