wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

wankerdom

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

by Holly February 16, 2005

wankerdom

"Derived from the Latin phrase 'wankerus non wankeri', meaning 'once a wanker, always a wanker'.''
~~ John & Carole Barrowman: 'Anything Goes', p. 109 paperback edition

Thus began the tale of what I perceived as 'Peter Prick's' petty professionalism and personal posturing - sorry, I was on a roll - all of which ended in a parking lot full of fake Nazis almost twenty years later. Admittedly, 'Peter Prick' was a much better dancer than me, but I was a better singer, and since USIU now had two pairs of strong male and female leads, the directors would cast us in different plays running in repertory. They'd do a show and we'd do a show. However, this kind of professional trading off didn't stop Peter crossing the line from professional rivalry to personal wankerdom, as far as I was concerned.

by Cptain Jack April 2, 2017

Gin Wankerdom

the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"

Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.

by Paulinevic July 28, 2017

Wankertorium

When more then one person of a special character or group of people that have an extremely high self esteem of themselves, congregate either in public or private place. Freequently at these gatherings and at these scenes the members of the group stroke their cocks rapidly and aggressively whilst discussing and delivering their material and or message. In this scenario it could be classified as a wankertorium.

Whilst at the wankertorium Keith's dick was red roar from all the cock stroking .

by PS69 March 15, 2015

Wankeroo

An Australian in London

Wankeroo, Loud mouthed Australian Bankers or Tourists In London

by WBCT September 29, 2010

wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.

"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"

by CallMeAl April 14, 2009