wank rag

A garment of clothes used to wipe up the wangsturbation juices.

Get your wank rag out of the living room trent, victor is licking it again.


Trent use the wank rag to wipe the wangsturbation juice from his face.

wank rag by Jew December 31, 2003

wank rag

A rag, usually used after masturbation to clean up the nasties.

Billy, the cat is licking your wank rag again!

wank rag by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003

wank rag

a dissused rag/garment ie a sock, used for wiping love juice on...

claire!, move ur wank rags out of the front room!!!

wank rag by 47 falkland street December 22, 2003

wank rage 

The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.

Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.

Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.

Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.

wank rage by The Wankrager March 1, 2009

Wank rags 

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

Wank rags by PeterMannion May 1, 2019

T wank rage 

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

T wank rage by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

Rage Wank 

Rage wanking is the act of masturbation in order relieve stress or calm one's self down as opposed to masturbating to relieve sexual tension. A rage wank is akin to raping yourself.

Jim: I heard you dumped Jenny last night?

Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.

Rage Wank by Wolf's Hook May 8, 2010