Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
A rag, usually used after masturbation to clean up the nasties.
Billy, the cat is licking your wank rag again!
Something that sucks to a higher level of sucking. This is called suckitude
The movie industry displays its suckitude with movies such as "The Hulk"
A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"
"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"
To orgasm, from the anus
Men in prison have "assgasms" when raped with nightsticks