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wank ass by john's peena April 17, 2018
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Ass Wank
Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
Ass Wank by Superbankai April 26, 2016
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Ass Wank
Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.
Saskatoon ass wank
Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
Saskatoon ass wank by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018
dumb fuck shit ass wank
the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole
This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
dumb fuck shit ass wank by Corpse July 25, 2004
Ass-Fistey Wank
Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
Ass-Fistey Wank by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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