wanderread

(verb): To aimlessly ramble about a bookstore or library and read items that catch your eye

John said he was going to Borders to wanderread for a bit.

by Till Feste January 5, 2009

wonderhead

The wonderhead bra for your head is a wonderous invention which both suports and exuberates your heads cleavage through wonderhead technology.

the wonderhead bra for your head supports the heads head, and he supports it. TM

The head : fuk guys my head needs support

father : get a wonderhead bra for your head, it will provide the comfort you are looking for.. mmm :)

The head: that's wonderous father, thanks to the wonderhead

:)

by wonderhead January 5, 2010

wonderbread

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.

"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

by hailthemotherland June 7, 2015

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018

wonderbread land

Where the white people blossom.

that school i used to go to is wonderbread land

by anata no ojiisan [nikki!] December 12, 2008

Wonderbread Smile

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.

Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

by Allegrotechie March 18, 2011

wonderbread

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

by Matt February 24, 2004