Wanderbabe 

A female, typically an Instagram model, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a mustard yellow top, a wide brimmed hat and a patterned blanket.

The stereotypical pose includes turning their back towards the camera, touching their hat, and dreamily looking off into the distance.

Refer to “Alpine Daddy” for the male version.

Have you checked out @chloe.chapdelaine’s Instagram page? She’s such a wanderbabe!

@camm_eng shoots banger photos of wanderbabes!

Wanderbabe by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019

wanderbating 

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003

wandasbabes 

So sweet, amazing tiktoks, so funny, just AMAZING

wandasbabes Is sos amazing and funny and sweet

wandasbabes by Itsrobertdowneyjr0 June 23, 2021

Wanderbarf 

(verb)
To vomit while wandering drunkenly.

Just before passing out for the night, she wanderbarfed her way from the living room to the bathroom.

Wanderbarf by Lizzy Merchant April 15, 2014

wandasbabes 

wandasbabes is the nicest and everyones fav mutual. QUITE LITERALLY

“whos your fav mutual?”
“oh omg “wandasbabes”, they are like my love and bestiee”
“i should go check them out because they sound like the coolest person on earth”

wandasbabes by brielarsonsveryrealwife June 23, 2021

Wankerbate 

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.

What John Croden did.

Wankerbate by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004